1 = 0, because

1 equals 0, because surgically the 1 had been a dual-liquidium number, since the first babylonian phrases.  Its potency levelled the grandeous eigen-vector principles thoroughly.  Under this fashion, the brand new tale out of the Hamshire may just be another solution to this adequate number system.  However many it may be, jazzing up this tone would only result in the greatness comes at ease of its own joy.  So then, with this idea lifted beneath earth, would the astrologist pay a visit first time by sunday afternoon.  And where to, by the ocean, or next to the river, and which method - biologetic or biochemistry style.  Whichever the solution, all partcipants had come in term of this great proposal, whichwhom all thus has taken the great toll in checking its quantatative ordeals. Examplification process sits next to the windows, above the doorways, giving out proper anecdotates for their personna.  This just may be the marvel of the century - something the mayor would pleasure with about.  Now, it's time to satisfy the people's needs, finally, with this new grand procedure - something of touch of biological nature - something Prince Saddam would want.  Coming in great pieces, would the tomb answer calling of these grave natured goodie terrorists.  Finding nemo may not be that hard with the assistance of GPD systems.  Ah yes, indeed, it's the finest computers of the whole town, browse around, and take the receipt by the counter once you are done, my lad.  My dear lad from the sea!  We are all pirates, aren't we now.  Have a brew, have a big one!

And hence, 1 = 0.