Nelson Fonkdela

It's incredibly funny how the goys are unable to decipher fake news from real news.  Isn't it not true they often regard real news as falsehood, while fake news as messages from real prophet.  Both miraculous and quite ugly scene at the sametime, this stuff always tends to be to our sight.

Nelson Fonkdela, one of our FIA asset, was dispatched to South Africa upon the order from Overlord Mega around year 1970.  His mission objective was almost an exact copy of our agent dispatched to other parts of the world - namely, Egypt, Iran and Thailand.  We were keeping a good eye on Nelson just like every other agent of ours.  Should any of them betray, meaning deviat from the restricted set objectives outlined to them on the oath agreement, then proper adequate measures would've taken place on their dear lives.  Interesting thing has been, despite our little monetary payment to Fondela, he just didn't seem to want to go rogue.  While his counterparts of Middle East region agents did - namely Sad-damn and Old-sauce-mark.  Our organization is well known for our ways of dealing with political traitors - as vicious as our national policies and our treatment of prisoners.  Not only do we cover up their missing bodies with piles of mud, also layers of sugar is placed onto their missing event, pass glory and their political existence itself.  Of what wonders in nature can there be such that a sleepy giant is able to turn the clock upside down, for-folding history, altering the view of man simply by an order of a dagger jab followed with mile deep of sugarcoasting, done repeatedly here and there, spanning wide political spectrum and even wider geographic locations.

Through out our history, not only had we been able to destroy, ravage nations, establish cultural norms, conspire with others, waging wars of unpredecended scale upon nations, we've also changed the view of the man itself - about himself, about others, about way of life, about their countries, and about how to manage one's own living.  We've literally became this invisible force that shapes and limits men itself, almost around the magnitude of gravity.  We've given them nothing but the illusion of choice, the hallucination of freedom of speech, that, in part, we shall continue to exploit them for our foreign policies.

Secret letter to Lord Roselffstein

General Secretary Glenn Yuson