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Thursday 19 December 2013

If, sir, truth is relative

By your words, your majesty, if you say all things are strictly subjective, dependent on the viewer and that there is no reality but only relative reality, then would you care to examine the following?

Please say

If what you say truly exists, that is to say truth is relative, then what happens when relative meets its own investigation and merit?  Is relative relative, and can relative itself be relative to itself?

That's good question, Duke of Wellington, I see that those astrology studies had refined your thinking.  Please, sit down, let me explain it to you.

Truth is relative, for relative is relative's reincarnation.  Relative exists on its own infinite loop, therefore self-justifies self.  Since the term relative self-justifies self, then that means it is real, and as real as reality.  So then, since reality and truth are synchrnyms, relative is truth, and truth is relative.  Something of is-something in nature to something else, the reversal taking place must also mean the exact samething. So when I said A is B, then this phrase must also exist and be true and of same exact meaning: B is A.  Hence, going back, truth is relative? Well, relative is truth.  Put that in your bible next time, Wellington, you need it in your relevation chapters -- big fonted words: relative is truth.

Thank you, your majesty. Wise words, much apprecipated.  If only I have my Royal iPad here, I'd take a photo of my own childishness.  Sorry for bothering this long, my majesty.

No problem-o, sonny.  Now go back there and phone Hogwarts about their website, it's got some ugly owl on it, what is the adminstrator Dumbledore thinking?  Could it be his homo drugs misting his minds.  Get to the bottom of that, quickly now.  Off you go

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