Secret Society Blank Hand Security Firm
- Secret Memo -
Reference Number: 4-0-1-2-776528-Z
Federal Mark Number: BJ228170L4064750
Catastrophe destruction and inflictions will be dealt to the following zombie infestation pits / hideouts:
New York
Current Population: 8,380,000
Estimated Zombie Population: 3,800,000
Suggested Plan: scorch earth policy
Infestation Level: Medium
Los Angeles
Current Population: 3,876,000
Estimated Zombie Population: 1,260,000
Suggested Plan: capture and erase, over time
Infestation Level: Heavy
Chicago
Current Population: 2,722,000
Estimated Zombie Population: 650,000
Suggested Plan: arrest, air support, blaze switch, motor speed
Houston
Current Population: 2,173,500
Estimated Zombie Population: 223,000
Suggested Plan: chemical canister deployed via blue-green colored trucks
Philidelphia
Current Population: 1,547,000
Estimated Zombie Population: 189,000
Suggested Plan: threaten and bodily harm to zombies
Phoenix
Current Population: 1,489,780
Estimated Zombie Population: 67,000
Suggested Plan: arrest and capture, ship to warehouse containers, await further instructions
San Antonio
Current Population: 1,387,000
Estimated Zombie Population: 125,000
Suggested Plan: torment and jam their senses, of all zombies, leave none alive, or dead
San Diego
Current Population: 1,398,750
Estimated Zombie Population: 133,000
Suggested Plan: heat them up
Dallas
Current Population: 1,248,940
Estimated Zombie Population: 56,000
Suggested Plan: arrest and detain, mark all as terrorists
San Jose
Current Population: 986,775
Estimated Zombie Population: 175,890
Suggested Plan: scorch earth mode activated
Austin
Current Population: 843,375
Estimated Zombie Population: 18,000
Suggested Plan: mistreatment and disregard to their sensefulness of any sort, deal with extreme prejudice
The cancer of this planet can finally be thoroughly cleaned out (erased) this time. This would be a personal issue at the least, I'd like to see all cooperate in this great cleansing/eradication of zombies, thanks
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