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Anywho, I wish to now bring on a slight more important topic I wanna briefly talk about: women.
First of all, let me start off by the following:
- Women are worthless. Yep, I agree, this is factual. So worthless they r that I didn't even like to have the title named after them though this is main content
- Women are cancer agents - they are the #1 cancer causer recommended by dermatologists world wide
- women are fiends, ok, women r fiends
- women are pollutions, and the reason titanic sunk
- women are disgusting creatures
- they are fragile, weak, incompotent, and more importantly, are insignificant and unimportant
- women make rooms smell bad
- women caused ww1 and ww2
- women made humans stupid
- women drained all the ozone layer out
- women made the Pizza tower tilt
- it was women that triggered the famine
- women are a plague to this planet
- women made Mars inhabitable for life forms
- women cause all car accidents, and everybody's problems
- there has not been a single incident that has women's involvement
- they are the sole cause of inflation
- they are responsible for trade deficit
- they triggered the stock market crash
- they boycotted showing of pikachu logo on every street
- they rejected new century reform
- women take main responsibility in sponsoring al-qaida militant groups
And finally, in conclusion, last but not the least:
On behalf of all people,
In the name of Allah, the most merciful and gracious, condemn these terrorists! Condemn them to hell!
What should we do in response? Here are some letters users have submitted:
- burn them to the ground!
- arrest them all!
- restart the attendment camps!
- drag them to trucks and ship them to Justine Bieber club house
- send them offshore to Afghanistan
- give them a balance sheet with 8 digit number that may go plus or minus
- let them go to war, frontline, patrol duty!
- label them as a yathzee-playing nazi
- frame them with false and incorrect and inlogical facts!
- hire thugs to take care of them!
- force them to play 40 seconds of Poor Man's Edition of Nintendo GS!
(note: later detected and applied fix, one spelling detected, word was "go" spelled as "to")
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