Guide: How to do Stocks?

I don't do stocks, I let stocks does itself.

Yo homie, you sure the stuff they sure here are that real?

Watcha mean brah I can sell it now, the market is not in my control

The more you look at it, the more it looks back at you, like a demon mirror this gay chart is.  Yo, gimme a music to listen to, and let me watch popcorn & skaters.

I will NASDAQ every share on their opening price until the equity folder of EPS touches their P/E.

S&P shorts every long buyer with recent news announcement upon seeing a trade bids its asking.

Another roothenchild joker casino, I see I see.

666 International Slave Trade Corp is still alive somehow huh, interesting.




Additional Tags:  paid journalist my biatches to announce it for me, sell my thing under "news",  tag section full, overflow came full like yo mama's equity values, asset appreciation, yeah buy that share, and sell those options, don't choose, just bet and gamble, bet max, go go charge the chart,