MANY PEOPLE (About Baccarat) (the casino table game)

PARDON FOR THE CAPS LETTERS, I AM A BIT EXHAUSTED FROM TODAY'S WORK, SO I SHALL TYPE IN SUCH A MANNER.

SO, ANYWHO, MANY PEOPLE PRESUME THAT THE BACCARAT GAME IS A GAME OF CHANCES, IT'S RANDOM AND CANNOT BE PREDICTED - WELL THEY ARE WRONG. I CANNOT PREDICT 100% OF THE TIME, BUT I CAN PREDICT WELL NEARLY A HIGH AMOUNT OF TIME - ENOUGH TO ALWAYS WIN AFTER 30 MINUTE SESSION (SO FAR I'VE ONLY HAD 1 SESSION OF LOSSES, EVERY ELSE HAD BEEN BREAK EVEN WITH A SMALL GAIN OR A MODERATE LEVEL OF WINNINGS.  JUST LIKE ANY OTHER GAME THAT INVOLVES THIS MYSTERICAL ARCANE THING CALLED RANDOM, I DONT SEE RANDOM, I SEE THE FUTURE FROM ITS PAST - IT'S NOT RANDOM, IT'S YESDOM aka condom.

IT TOOK ME YEARS TO FIGURE THIS OUT. I ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO CASINO GAMES AND BAM, I MANAGED TO FIGURE THAT OUT - FOR MY EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF OTHER MATH RELATED AND PHYSICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS, DARK MATTER, GRAVITY, ELECTROMAGTEISM AND ALL THAT GAVE ME THE SPARK THAT GOT ME TO THAT GREAT UNDERSTANDING. YES, IT NEARLY TOOK THE WITS AND INTELLIGENCE OF NEWTON TO REACH THIS PINNACLE STAGE. UNLIKE HIM, I DO NOT WISH TO SHARE IT IN SAME FASHION - VIA BOOK PUBLISHING, ONLY THE BEST WILL BE GIVEN THESE TOP PINNACLE DISCOVERIES, KNOWLEDGE, KNOW-HOW OR WHATEVER YOUMA CALL IT.

IN TURN BACCARAT AND MANY OTHER GAMES THAT FUNCTION-BASE OFF THE SAME THING, THE SAME MATERIAL CALLED 'RANDOM' HAS BEEN DE-RANDOMED, SO TO SPEAK. I WILL SHOW EVERYONE HOW IN THE MONTHS AND HOPEFULLY JUST 3 MONTHS TO COME, SEE U GUYS ON INTERVIEWS, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

I ALSO LIKE TO THANK THE CASINOS FOR STILL OPERATING FOR ALLOWING ME THIS OPPORTUNITY. I THANK MY HARASSERS FOR NOT HARASSING TOO HARD WHICH ULTIMATELY LED ME TO REACH THIS STAGE, JOKING. ANYWHO, I HOPE FOR THE BEST IN THE FUTURE TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, INCLUDING ME AND MYSELF FOR SURE, AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE GREAT MAN, I, YES I THANK HIM AS WELL.

ANYWHO, THE GAME BACCARAT IS NOT A GAME OF CHANCES, NOR RANDOM. I DONT LIKE THAT WORD, IT'S PREJUDICE, IGNORES ITS BEAUTY - RANDOM, I CALL IT YESDOM. SO SAY YES TO YESDOM AND WELCOME ITS ARRIVAL TO VARIOUS CASINOS AND MINDS OF CASINOS PROGRAMS, FANS, SHOWS AND ALL OVER THE WORLD! BE PREPARED, AND AWAIT FOR THE GREAT COMING, THIS GREAT SURGE.  REMEMBER - EVERYONE IS A WINNER, EVEN IF YOU LOSE 3 MILLION, YOU WON CHANCE TO LOSE, THEREFORE U R A WINNER TOO!

LETTER FROM BACCARAT MASTER, FORMER MAGICIAN, 

MATHEMATICIAN, RESEARCHER AND PHILOSOPHER

GLENN YU