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Thursday, 9 January 2014

Telltales Wars - Quotes on Warfare Strategies

♦♢ Appear as insignificant as possible
♦♢ Appear as hypered up as possible
♦♢ Be confusing and random to the enemies
♦♢ You have to be Mega King Glenn
♦♢ Never eat your breakfast at normal times
♦♢ Wear a toilet paper-made hat during work
♦♢ Choose not to eat properly
♦♢ Never speak a word up to periods of up to a month
♦♢ Pretend the moonlight is sunlight, and sunlight is beach light
♦♢ Dodge their poisons and pretenderous acts, especially, in Glenn's case, dodge that uknowho's depressent nonsense spews, that malfunction entity, such cr-ap, yeah, indeed, that's true
♦♢ Commentate on useless things for hours long so as to mess up the judge, court, and investigator of the enemies to total dizziness and thus they bow to our intellectual and psychological superiority demonstrated
♦♢ Have the essences of Tiger, Owl, Wolf, Eagle, Dragon, and Lion in you! Perhaps essence of Panda and others aussi. It's important to have them, so as they will be available in times of need/deployment-calling
♦ Never let go of a single fruit gushers or fruit by the foot roll'ups, not during conference, not during concerts, not during hill climbs
♦ Remain vigiliant, and sturdy. Tell them to not rush like senseless bigots who are too bigot-stuck in their own bigottory assumptions and rushfulness. Uplift them out of the water - pool of foolishness and hazardous assumptions
♦ Be like a mountain, bold and humble, yet powerful and mighty
♦ Think nothing, and in turn one will think everything
♦ Never hear talks, talks are never reliable, ever
♦ Jam their data processing box temporarily with spams and so much nonsenses that they will quickly bow in recongnition and out of temporal-vanquish-been-induced-with shame. No one likes shame, no one
♦ If it's a human, they are sensitive to facts, appeals, basic words, suggestions and comments, 'cause they were all raised and well "trained" by a we-call-themthere b!tch conspiracist b!tchism b!tch called "mother"
♦ Know that females honestly ruin everything, so do bad males. The only innocents and righteous are alpha males - rest all caused much stupidity and brought disasters onward, to themselves, to others, and to nature itself
♦ Trust the tree, not life forms that are not in super-well ties - that is, friendly, semi-friendly, hostile, and neutral relation-with ones, all such entities under those relation magnitude categories, on that spectrum
♦ Juliet, though didn't get to be with Romeo, neither did Charlene, Stacy or any other girl in the town.  More so, Juliet didn't even get to become Juliet 'cause if her enslavement to the hideous mad mafia groups' instigated "education" and "school" system
♦ Teddy bear equipped with a wooden shield and swords knows more about meaning of life than all of you smart fools combined.  Bow to this truth

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