The Savage Surrender Treaty

The savage must be defeated and be banished to afar. They shall be repulsed out of this land, be exiled from the borders of this kingdoms. And the earth must be truly cleansed.

Their surrender treaty is in the process of production by the National War Ministry. The plantiff must accept the following demands unconditionally:

•  return behind the GMZ line set by World Coke Convention in 1989 

•  hand over all in-stock items and possesions, including and up to bank notes, debts and other tenders

•  immediately disable all land vehicles and juice boxes

•  turn off all radios and electronic equipments by shutting down and detaching the power cord from power source outlets

•  allow our special One Direction fangirl agents to castigate and confiscate any sour patch kids found in pocket, next to pillow or on kitchen counter or tables

I sure have the nerve to type this up. Let me surrender to the savages, for I am highly high right now and so is everybody =p 

Joking, I am highly normal, in normal conditions. It's not easy to use alpha male as-if Chuck Norris tone, as long as one gets (has got) the criminal anti-social nerve up that is.  I do not support forgeries. All forgery users is suggested to retreat to humble ways of life. Aim for safety, not more power. Nature does not reward cheaters, the devil goblins does.