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If you are short on cash reserve, you better not loan from the rip-off banks.

If you are rich, you better like life, or I see you giving it to the goblin lord or the devils of hell.

If you has not picked up books like introduction to Ecology, world geography, earth science and such, I doubt you are going to be world leader, get rid of that dream, son! Espeically that mouthy claim of yours. The mouth is meant for eating and singing, not be treated and used like a fartbox!

If you has no favourite songs, not even a snappy tune, or short musical piece from a commercial, then thou has dysfunctional mind? Free your mind, and let the body take over, not the scumbag dictator pink stuff called brain.

If you guys are smarter, then tell me who really is Einstein, and what's his English level, now tell me how rich is Bill Gates compared to the financial groups located in Manhatton skyscraper compounds.

If I am gay, then Henry Ford was Egyptian and Conrad Hilton is from Kuwait.

If yo blog is extreme, you better be ultra-extreme, out-extreme to the point of they panic and feel disgusted.

If Sailor Moon doens't get broadcasted on cartoon network, then I will start picking my 19th century nose, for booger adventure.

If an ordinary painting is worth thirty million dollars, then someone has gotten scammed by scam-ring groups.

If someone tells me I am right now rich, then that's not an injectionist begger hoarder in disguise as a friendly.

If Mona Lisa was in today's time, she'd be so not Mona Lisa.

If Johnson & Johnson and owners of Coca Cola ever marry, then New World Order must've crumbled from within.

If I don't end up the world supreme ultra leader by year 2030, then I am a useless incompotent loser who deserves to be shipped to Mexico and become a car dealer there until the resurrection of my senorita taco recipe.

If Justin Bieber is the new symbol of musculinity and the persuation of young girls and guys, then I am Lord of Sonic, Son of Bob, Father of Bin Laden and Husband of Da Vinci.