Need a Cure for Your Miserable Life?

Worry no more, I will never help you, but continue to pretend as if friendly, and give out the most messed up direction pointers to life, and give nothing but actual garbage hints and tips and so on.  Yay!

I will say nothing but heavy emphasize on your misery and sorrow, and repeat descriptive statements about how problematic you are, and how tough of a situation you are stuck in, many many times before I move onto actual advise section, which I will only give a bad direction or useless/pointless bad advice disguised as seemingly good and out of friendliness. Thank you for coming, I've wasted your money and stole your money legally, I can't believe I get away with it, I am nuts, visit us again, loser.  Now use the useless pointers I gave you to fail and feel miserable more, so that you can come back and I grab cash again. In reality, I never want you to succeed or be climbing out of your hellhole. I am not a bully, never was, and never will be. The robbers who want to force-borrow $50 to feed their kids is the robber, I am never, absolutely not a dime, nah-uh, not a robber!